bitches sayin shit but they ain't sayin nothin

Hi there. I'm Alex. I've only just met you but i love you.


AND i am forever Australian.
theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

(via fudgepuff)

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

(via fudgepuff)

wolvermates:

i thought i bought two tickets to a one direction concert

image

not two tickets to the guN SHOW

(via narriall)

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

(via nosherlockdasgay)

"I don’t associate Darren with what I see on TV or magazines. It’s bizarre! It’s bizarre to see your friend, you know, in the lime light like that because to us he’s just our friend.”

(Source: crisspez, via starkid-nerdfighter)