bitches sayin shit but they ain't sayin nothin

Hi there. I'm Alex. I've only just met you but i love you.


AND i am forever Australian.
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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vvankinq:

hamamatsu-shi:

while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST

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I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK. 

everyone stared at me for a really long time and my teacher just looked at me for a long second. APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS I MEAN COME ON.

except my teacher. she came over to me at the end of class and whispered, “so i, uh, like your shoelaces.”

gUYS

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